Disney series: Tips and tricks, what to do and what not to do

I’m going to try to keep this concise but also make sure you’re well-informed.  It’ll be hard because there’s so much good information to pass along!

| [​IMG] Understand suggested ‘best times to visit.’ | [​IMG] |

When you read about lesser crowded times to visit Disney World, that doesn’t mean the park will be virtually empty.  Lesser crowded times are mostly based on wait times for more popular rides.  So for example, you might have a 45-55 minute peak wait time for Space Mountain during a less busy time of year, versus a three-hour wait during a busier time of year.

| [​IMG] Have a plan.  Even if it’s a loose one.  | [​IMG] |

I promise you, you cannot do it all in one visit, so don’t even try.  Do some homework before you go, understand what’s available, and have an idea of the things your group would like to do most.  Disney’s vacation planning videos make this task a piece of cake.  If you don’t want to do a little pre planning, that’s fine, it just makes it easier for people like me to navigate the parks.

| [​IMG] If you’re not into planning, here’s the best piece of advice I can give you.  | [​IMG] |

Get to the parks early and ride and/or do the most popular stuff first.  This will minimize the amount of time you spend standing in line.  This is the golden rule for any theme or amusement park.

| [​IMG] Take the time to understand the Fastpass+ system.  | [​IMG] |

This is so important, especially if you plan to visit during a busier time of the year.  Here’s a brief overview.  The Fastpass system allows you to reserve a time to experience a ride (or show, or meet a character).  The window is an hour-long, and you show up to the ride, show, or experience during your assigned timeframe.  There’s a special Fastpass entrance that allows you to bypass most of the “standby” line.  It doesn’t mean you automatically go to the front of the line.

There are a limited amount of Fastpasses overall, per ride, per day, and you’re personally limited to a certain number of Fastpasses you can have at one time, per day.  You can (and should) sign up for Fastpasses for the most popular rides as early as 60 days prior to your vacation.  And while that may seem extreme, you don’t want to wait until you’re actually on vacation to do so because one of two things will happen.  Either you’ll be standing in a ridiculously long line (because all of the Fastpasses for the coolest rides will be gone), or you’ll miss out on an experience because of your poor planning (because you’ll be like to hell with this, I’m not standing in that line).  Trust me on this.  Just remember, Fastpass = less wait time.

| [​IMG] | Make dining reservations in advance.  | [​IMG] |

If you want to eat at any type of sit down restaurant, you need to understand the dining reservation system.  If you wait until your vacation and try to wing it, you’ll be disappointed.  I know, I know, who knows what you’ll want to eat tomorrow, let alone 180 days (or more) from now.  But, if you want to eat someplace cool, like Be Our Guest (which looks like The Beast’s castle and is so awesome), you better be ready to request a reservation exactly 180 days from your vacation start date.

As a side note, we weren’t impressed with the food at Be Our Guest, but the theming and special effects were spectacular.  You will feel like you’re an actual guest in The Beast’s castle.  To be clear, we ate lunch there, which is considered ‘quick service.’  Maybe the dinner menu (which is different) is better.  Dinner is considered ‘table service,’ which is a step up from quick service.  Do your homework to understand the difference.  🙂

Be Our Guest restaurant, photo courtesy of Walt Disney World.  This is one of three themed rooms.
Lumiere, photo from my personal collection.

| [​IMG] Start walking NOW.  | [​IMG] |

Seriously, start walking every day, as much as you can, as far as you can, at least six weeks out.  Even if you’re “fit.”  And since some people tend to ignore this advice (and live to regret it), I’d like to show you some hard-core data from my trip.  I wear a Samsung smartwatch that counts my steps, rather accurately I might add.  Here is some raw data from our seven-day vacation:

How much walking did I do on my Disney vacation?

DayStepsMiles
124,60010.9
224,44210.69
320,4779.16
420,8319.04
524,85411.22
623,48710.2
718,2528.38
Total days: 7Total steps: 156,913Total miles: 69.59

And this was a more laid back trip for us.  It wasn’t very crowded and the weather was perfect (mostly cloudy).  Also, keep in mind, we are “park hoppers,” so it’s not unusual for us to visit two parks in one day.  AND, we went back to the room mid day and took a break daily (i.e. nap) for several hours (typically a minimum of three hours, sitting or laying down).  And yes, I took my own advice and upped the ante on my walking before we left (I typically walk daily anyway).

For you visual folks, here are my feet after a normal amount of one day weekend activity, which is about 2 or 3 miles of walking.

Feels kind of weird uploading pics of my feet, but I want to get my point across.  The weird angle will make sense in a minute.
Here’s another angle, to show you I do have ankles.

Here’s an actual picture of my feet near the end of day three.  And yes, we took a break in the middle of the day.  And just to be totally transparent, I do have high blood pressure (which is well-managed with medication), however I never have problems with my feet, ankles, or legs swelling.

Kankles, after a full day in EPCOT.  My dogs were barking.

Get the point?  If not, walker be ware.

| [​IMG] When you have a problem, do bring it to the attention of a cast member politely.  | [​IMG] |

Don’t be that person that’s rude from the jump and starts out by saying “I paid a lot of money to be here.”  So did most of the people around you.  Also, keep in mind a lot of the employees are young (but they receive quality training on how to handle guests and their issues).  Be nice, calmly have your say, remain patient, and they’ll typically handle the situation better than you ever could’ve expected them to.  If not (and please do not expect them to give you the world, be reasonable), continue to be nice, remain patient, and ask to speak to a supervisor.

| [​IMG] | Do not expect front of the line privileges because you have a disability, real or faked.  | [​IMG] |

I hate that I have to even add this but I know people who will give other people bad advice around this subject.  Disney used to have a rule that if you were disabled in a physically obvious way (i.e. in a wheel chair or power scooter) that you and your entire party would receive ‘front of the line’ privileges.  And, you could just rent a wheel chair or scooter and receive those privileges, without question.  So because people in the past have abused the system, this is no longer true.

While it is true that anyone can rent a wheel chair or scooter without question (and with a deposit), you must have a pretty legit reason to get special accommodations or privileges.   I’ll give you an example of a legit need for special privileges.  Think of a family that has an autistic child.  They can go to guest services (with proof, from a doctor for example) and get a special pass that will allow them to go to the front of the line, or to be able to wait in a special area until they are able to get on a ride or experience a show or character meet and greet.

So just because your Aunt Patty legitimately has trouble walking and uses a power scooter to get around, aunt Patty will get to go to a special area and wait for the rest of you to go through the line as usual.  And then your entire party can ride together when you get to the front of the line, after patiently waiting like the rest of us peons.  If you have any questions about this, call and ask before you even leave home so you can come prepared.

| [​IMG] Don’t stop in the middle of a walkway.  | [​IMG] |

If something catches your eye, or you want to take a picture, or you’re trying to figure out where you are, please “pull over” to your right, out of the way, to figure it out.  Don’t just come to an abrupt and complete stop (as a LOT of people do), and then get mad when people run into you.

| [​IMG] If you’re pushing a stroller, watch where you’re going| [​IMG] |

I’ll warn you now, there are people who’ll rudely step in front of a stroller as if it isn’t even there.  However, don’t be that person pushing your stroller and busting up ankles because you aren’t paying attention to where you’re going.  And don’t bust up the ankles of the innocent because you’re still mad at the people who rudely stepped in front of you.

| [​IMG] Do wear comfortable shoes that are already broken in.  | [​IMG] |

This isn’t the time to be sporting new shoes that make you feel like you can run faster and jump higher.  Wear those new shoes during your daily walk(s) and break them in before your trip.  I usually bring two pair to switch things up, especially if it rains and one pair gets wet.  Also, I always bring mole skin in case of blisters or sore spots.  If you have a problem with your feet and are ill prepared, get to the nearest first aid station at the first sign of trouble so a cast member can help.  Trust me, if your feet get jacked, you’ll be miserable.

| [​IMG] Whether you’re traveling with children or adults, do be mindful of everyone’s well-being.  | [​IMG] |

This is a very common scenario.  Your group grabs a quick breakfast at 8am, a cup of coffee, some yogurt, a bagel, or a piece of fruit, and then you head to the parks for some fun.  Next thing you know everyone is irritable and snapping at each other and you’re trying to figure out why.  Then you look at your watch and see that it’s three o’clock in the afternoon and no one has eaten lunch or even stopped to take a break.  Don’t be this group.

As rule we always eat lunch as close to 11am as possible (with advance reservations of course), then head back to the room (or the pool) for a 3-4 hour break.  We’ll typically lay across the bed and sleep, maybe even shower first if it’s really hot, or just zone out and watch a little tv.  I’m one of those weird people that likes to wash clothes before I leave, because I don’t like lugging a suitcase full of smelly clothes back home, so on one of the days towards the end of our vacation, this is what I’ll do during our break.

Speaking of laundry (and if you’re like me), they have a great app that will show you which washers and dryers are available or in use (full details for downloading and using the app are posted in each laundry facility).  With the app, you can also set an alert to let you know when your washer or dryer cycles have ended.  No more hovering in the laundry room, or checking in every 15-20 minutes to see if the machine has finished.

| [​IMG] Don’t ruin the magic.  | [​IMG] |

Here’s a good example.  You and I both know there are probably at least four or five different costumed Mickey Mouses throughout the Disney property at any given time.  Kids don’t (the young ones anyway).  When they see Mickey, or any other character, it’s real for them.  Don’t be the jackass that let’s them know it’s not.  And if you want to tell your kids the truth, that’s fine (magic killer), just don’t ruin it for others.

And my number one rule of all….

| [​IMG]  Always remember you’re on vacation.  | [​IMG] |

Yes Disney can be magical, but I guarantee you will have at least one non-magical moment.  You will run into rude people, you will experience things you didn’t plan for, and someone either in or around your party will experience some sort of hangry (hungry/angry)/tangry (that’s tired/hungry/angry) mini melt down or non-magical moment.  Actually it shouldn’t be anyone in your group if you follow my tips and stay tuned in to everyone’s well-being.  🙂 

When you experience one of these non-magical moments, take a deep breath, exhale slowly, and remember you’re on vacation.  Take lots of pictures, and lots of breaks, and cherish the moments.  I guarantee you’ll make memories that will last a lifetime.

This concludes my Disney series, and I hope you’ve enjoyed it.  If not, no worries, because I’ll be going back to my normal random musings for my foreseeable future posts.

Magically yours,

Angela

Disney series: Top 10 Picks – Magic Kingdom

It’s one of the most iconic images from Magic Kingdom; Cinderella Castle.  And yes, it’s Cinderella Castle, not Cinderella‘s.  If you don’t believe me, check the Disney website.  Long story short, the castle was inspired by the one in the Disney movie, but it doesn’t actually belong to Cinderella.  If you need an English lesson on possessives, email me, I don’t have time to explain it here.  🙂

This is the park that started it all (in Florida anyway), and probably has the most stuff that represents everything people 30 and up think of when they think Disney.  This is where you’ll find your classic rides like Dumbo and the spinning tea cups (otherwise known as the Mad Tea Party), and these are my top 10 picks for the most popular theme park in the World.

10.  Mickey’s PhilharMagic

This is a 12 minute 3D movie full of memories from Fantasia to The Lion King and a few surprises too.  It’s a classic example of Walt’s goal for his theme parks; to create attractions that could be enjoyed by the entire family, together.  I will never forget both of my parents (on separate trips, they’ve been divorced for years), looking at me with the biggest smile on their faces and saying “I really enjoyed that.”  This one gets typically two thumbs up from everyone, regardless of age.

Mickey’s PhilharMagic theater. Not only is it a good show, it’s a great place to get out of the heat and rest your feet.  Photo courtesy of Walt Disney World.

9.  Jungle Cruise

This ride is full of corniness and puns but it’s a classic and we never miss it.  Some of the puns are so awful you can’t help but laugh.  Your “skipper” makes all the difference, some are much more entertaining than others, but one thing’s for sure, you’d have to really love your job to do this one every day.  ‘Suffer’ through it at least once, it’s worth it.  🙂  If nothing else, it’s another opportunity to get off your feet for a little while.

Photo courtesy of Walt Disney World.
Beware of the ‘spitting’ Tikis.

8. Peter Pan’s Flight

Just about everyone knows the story of Peter Pan, so why not experience the ride as well?  You’ll find yourself flying over the streets of London at night, thanks to a few simple but effective special effects.  Ride early or late because this one always has long lines, which I think is due to the nostalgia factor.  UPDATE (9/4/17): We were able to experience the new ‘interactive’ line queue, which I give major cool points, however, it made the wait seem even longer to me.  One of the neat special effects is watching Tinkerbell fly around an area made to look like the Darling family’s home (she leaves a trail of pixie dust).  Another one I thought was really cool was you get to ring ‘shadow bells’ that hang overhead.  The neat thing about the bell effect is when there are children that are too short to reach them, the bells auto adjust, lowering themselves.  You can search Youtube using “peter pan interactive queue” to see videos that show the entire experience.  Even with the cool factor of the interactive queue, I would still recommend a Fastpass.  This ride isn’t worth more than a 15 or 20 minute wait.  NOTE:  **Most Fastpass entrances bypass the line queues, which contain the backstory and interactive fun, so if that’s something you’re interested in, stay in the standby line.

London at night, from Peter’s point of view. Photo courtesy of Walt Disney World.

7.  Buzz Lightyear’s Space Ranger Spin

If you’re competitive, this is the ride for you.  Just don’t go making any little kids cry.  Hop aboard this continuous loading ride for a glow in the dark space adventure.  Your mission is to defeat the evil Zurg and his army of robots by using your space cannon to shoot at targets.  TIP: Objects that are moving or are further away earn the most points.

Buzz Lightyear’s Space Ranger Spin.  Photo courtesy of Walt Disney World.

6.   Space Mountain

Space Mountain is definitely a Disney classic and should not be missed.  The ride takes place in the dark, which makes it feel a little more reckless than it really is.  For those of you that don’t have nerves of steel, I’ll let you in on a little secret; this ride is basically an indoor mouse coaster with special effects.  UPDATE (9/4/17):  I did NOT remember this being such a rough ride so I feel the need to warn people to steer clear if you have neck or back issues!

Space Mountain ride train. Photo courtesy of Walt Disney World.

5.  Splash Mountain

I never cared for water rides because I didn’t like getting water in my face (click here for the backstory).  Plus, I never understood why the water always had to be so cold.  But as I got older, a little cold water on a hot summer day sounded downright inviting.  I’m a little ashamed to admit I didn’t ride Splash Mountain until probably my third or fourth trip.  The biggest reason was the hill.  I was intimidated by the hill.

I know, I know, how can I ride roller coasters with much bigger, much steeper hills (and loops and corkscrews) and be intimidated by Splash?  Because coasters have shoulder harnesses and lap bars.  If you watch the logs come down the Splash hill, there’s an optical illusion going on.  It looks like it’s a short hill, but it actually goes down below the surface level of the ride.  And it’s steep!  Take a look at the pictures below to see what I mean.

Splash is another classic that shouldn’t be missed.  It’s a long ride too, coming in at 11 minutes.  And for the record, that drop is five stories tall (52.5 feet).  🙂

See how that drop looks like it ends just below that briar patch? Nope, not true. Photo courtesy of parkvault.net.
See how that drop goes much further down? Five stories to be exact.

4.  Haunted Mansion

The tag line for this ride is “999 happy haunts,” so I don’t understand why some people think it’s scary.  Yes you’re riding in a “doom buggy” and yes it’s dark but I think the experience is campy/old school spooky/creepy.  It’s definitely not crazy axe wielding murderer/scenes-that-make-you-jump scary.  Maybe, for some, there’s a little bit of anxiety because they don’t know what to expect, but the experience is tame.  Maybe even lame compared to today’s scare standards.  The special effects are simple but effective, and still manage to amaze guests after all these years.

Haunted Mansion. Photo courtesy of Walt Disney World.

3.  Big Thunder Mountain Railroad

Weave your way through a line queue designed to look like an abandoned mine shaft for a mini-coaster train ride through a haunted mining town.  The ride can be a little rough but it’s a lot of fun.  I can easily do this one over and over again.

Big Thunder Mountain railroad, one of the three ‘mountain’ ranges in the Magic Kingdom.  Photo courtesy of Walt Disney World.

2.  Pirates of the Caribbean

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me!  That song will be stuck in your head long after you exit this ride.  But I guess that’s better than that other ride about a ‘little planet.’  I won’t use the proper name or you’ll blame me for getting that famous earworm stuck in your head.

The original Pirates ride, located at Disneyland in California, was the last ride creation that Walt Disney himself supervised before his passing in December of 1967.  Even if you don’t like pirates, ride it anyway.  Not only is it a classic, it’s a boat ride that takes place underground.  You’ll appreciate the atmosphere once you enter the line queue and get out of the Florida heat and humidity.

Pirates of the Caribbean. Photo courtesy of Walt Disney World.

1. Seven Dwarfs Mine Train

UPDATE (9/4/17):  Seven Dwarfs is a family oriented steel coaster, akin to Big Thunder Mountain Railroad, that incorporates some really cool technology.  It almost makes me wish we didn’t have Fastpasses so we could’ve experienced the interactive line queue (do a Youtube search if you’re interested, it’s pretty neat).  Having said that, honestly I had mixed feelings about this one going in.  I managed to get us two sets of Fastpasses, thinking we’d really need them based on its popularity.  And I was right, the lines were ridiculously long.  My mixed feelings had everything to do with the lap bar, its 13 inch clearance, and how both legs have to go in between the bars as you pull it down.  I was a little disappointed with my experience.  So much so, we only used one of the two Fastpasses.  So why didn’t I enjoy it?  I can show you better than I can tell you.  Take a look at my face in the second and third photos below.

Seven Dwarfs Mine Train.  Photo courtesy of Walt Disney World.
That’s not fear, it’s discomfort, compounded by the fact that we’re in the last ride car which makes for an extra ‘whippy’ ride.
Here’s a better angle, where you can really see the ‘discomfort’ on my face.  My left hand is on the lap bar (and my bag because there’s no room around my legs or feet), and there’s a good five or six inches between that and my actual lap.  For comparison, look at the little girl behind me and where her lap bar is.  To clarify, the lap bar is the lower bar (that sits in your lap), not the one that my right hand is hanging on to.

I’m disappointed because Disney’s rides are, for the most part, very ‘size friendly.’  Even if you were to argue that this is a kids ride, all the other kids rides are made so an adult can accompany the child.  That was the whole point of Walt’s vision, a park that could be enjoyed by the whole family.

Don’t get me wrong, Dwarfs was fun, but if you have an actual lap, or have legs/thighs/hips that are ‘of size,’ larger than 13 inches in diameter to be exact, you’re going to have trouble.  I felt pinched AND somewhat unsecured, and very uncomfortable.  I’ve since read online that you can talk to the ride attendant who will provide suggestions, but it looks like the only comfortable way to experience this would be to ride alone, and to somehow straddle the two seats.  Which is hard for me to picture because they’re ‘bucket’ seats.  Overall I give it two thumbs up if you’re child sized or have a little lap.  🙂

Attractions to avoid (you can thank me later):

STITCH’S GREAT ESCAPE – I’ve never done this one, mostly because I loved the previous ride and I knew Stitch could never live up to its legacy.  However, to show you I know what I’m talking about, I did a Google search of ‘worst magic kingdom rides’ and every link on the first page listed Stitch at #1.  Thankfully this ride is seasonal now (only open during busier times), which usually means it will be closing permanently and replaced with something else soon.

Tomorrowland Speedway – These are the worst go carts I have ever driven.  They’re painfully slow, and they run on a track because it’s impossible to steer them in a straight line.  There is also the constant stench of gasoline and oil that constantly hangs really thick in the air.  This was the biggest waste of time I’ve ever experienced at any of the parks.  Steer clear (no pun intended), even if the line looks relatively short.

If you need a break, here are a few suggestions:

Tom Sawyer Island – I’m always surprised at how peaceful this island is, despite the fact that it’s still so close to the crowds.  There are rocking chairs, and sometimes snacks (like ice cream), and drinks (like lemonade).  There are also caves to explore, a frontier settlement, suspension bridges, and more.  Let the kids roam while the adults take a break.

Tomorrowland Transit Authority PeopleMover – This is an elevated tram that will give you an insider’s view of Space Mountain and Buzz Lightyear’s Space Ranger Spin.   There’s rarely a wait for this one.

Monsters, Inc. Laugh Floor – You can text jokes for use in the show, and if you’re lucky, you might be picked to be a part of the show.  I remember one year they ‘picked on’ my son with a little good-natured humor.

Walt Disney World Railroad – The railroad circles the park with several stops along the way.

Walt Disney’s Carousel of Progress -This 21 minute show demonstrates how technology has evolved over the years.  The seats revolve around the stage, which is separated into four sections.  This attraction was created by Walt Disney for the New York World’s Fair in 1964 and 65.

One more thing and I’m done.  🙂  I highly suggest at least one parade, even if you’re not a parade person.  And I recommend you see that parade in the Magic Kingdom, because the floats and costumes are amazing.  Even if you don’t watch the whole thing, take a few minutes to admire the level of detail that goes into these creations (and don’t be surprised if you get caught up).  If you have kids, it’s a great way to see a lot of characters without waiting in long meet and greet lines.  Dining packages are available if you’d like a VIP spot on the parade route.

The Festival of Fantasy parade. This float not only moves, it also breathes fire.  Photo courtesy of Walt Disney World.

This post is part of my Disney series.  My final post in the series will include some tips along with a list of do’s and don’t’s.

Disney series: Top 10 Picks – EPCOT

EPCOT is HUGE.  It’s like two parks in one.  There’s the Future World section and the World Showcase section.  Future World has a few rides and features educational pavilions that offer interesting interactive displays or experiences.  World Showcase features eleven different sections representing international countries.  Each area ‘showcases’ a particular country’s architecture, food, customs, and culture.  The cast members are native citizens (international interns) and offer a wealth of knowledge and factual information.

Below is a map, to show you exactly what I mean when I say EPCOT is like two parks in one.  It’s not meant to show you any real detail.

A park map of EPCOT.

You should dedicate at least two days to this park to really appreciate and enjoy all that it has to offer.  I’m going to try to stick with 10 picks, but there’s so much to experience that I may add a few items!

10.  Illuminations: Reflections of Earth

If I could only recommend one Disney fireworks show, it would probably be this one.  I know what you’re thinking, seen one fireworks show, seen ’em all.  Not so.  Nobody does fireworks like Disney, so make sure you see at least one show during your visit.  Illuminations takes place on the World Showcase Lagoon and is pretty impressive.  Try to position yourself where you can see the globe floating on the water, it’s incorporated into the show.

The only downside to any Disney fireworks show is the mass exodus of people afterwards.  Take your time leaving the park to allow the crowds to die down.  The gift shops stay open after park closing, so you can window shop in the air conditioning while others trample each other to exit the park.  Or, you could simply pop a squat, rest your feet, and enjoy the show after the show, because Disney is the epitome of people watching.

Illuminations. Photo courtesy of Walt Disney World.

9.  The Mexico pavilion/Plaza de los Amigos/La Cava del Tequila, and the Japan pavilion/Mitsukoshi Department store

The Mexico pavilion is cool for a couple of reasons.   The main area inside of the Aztec temple, called the Plaza de los Amigos, is designed to look like an outdoor market at night.  The picture below doesn’t do it justice.  Also inside this building is La Cava del Tequila, an establishment that serves over 100 different types of tequila.   UPDATE (9/4/17):  I’m not a huge tequila fan but I enjoyed this place and would highly recommend it.  Be warned, it’s small, but you also have the option of standing in line to get your drinks to go.  I was able to try the avocado and cucumber specialty margaritasLOVED the avocado margarita, so much so that I recreated it at home using this recipe.  The cucumber margarita was just ok.  They were generous with the alcohol in both drinks, so I decided against trying a flight.

One other thing about the Mexico pavilion, there’s  a ride inside.  It’s a slow boat ride, and not all that thrilling, but if the line is short give it a go.  If not, definitely skip it.

The Japan pavilion is home to one of my favorite gift shops, the Mitsukoshi Department Store.  You can pick up anything from Hello Kitty merchandise and authentic kimonos to pearl jewelry and sake.  Click here to see pictures and read a short Disney blog post about it.  Having lived in Japan for two years, I’ve come to love Japanese candy, so I always stop in and buy a few bags.  The flavors taste so authentic to me.  Just an FYI, if you develop a similar love, you can pick up the same brands of Japanese candy at any World Market store.

Aztec temple, Mexico pavilion. Photo courtesy of Walt Disney World.
Plaza de los Amigos. Photo courtesy of Walt Disney World.  This indoor area looks like an outdoor market at night.  Stop in and take a peek, this picture doesn’t do it justice.
La Cava del Tequila. Photo courtesy of Walt Disney World.
Torri in the World Showcase Lagoon, near the Japan pavilion. Photo courtesy of Walt Disney World.

8.  Coral Reef Restaurant

This restaurant is a little expensive, however, I recommend it for two reasons.  The food is pretty good and you can’t beat the view.  It features stadium style seating so there isn’t a bad seat in the house.  And if you’re lucky, you may see a diver or two in the tank during your visit which adds to the entertainment.  It’s a popular place so reservations are recommended.  Save room for dessert, they’re miniature works of art created by pastry chefs.

Coral Reef Restaurant. No straight lines here with its wave motif.  Photo courtesy of Walt Disney World.

7. O Canada!

O Canada is a 14 minute film about, you guessed it, Canada.  As if the Circle-vision 360 degree theater (shown below) isn’t cool enough, the film is genuinely interesting and even funny in some spots.  It also features a few famous native Canadians that almost everyone will recognize.  There aren’t any seats here though, more like leaning posts that allow people to move around and experience the unique screens.

O Canada’s 360 degree circle vision theater. Photo courtesy of Walt Disney World.

6.  Reflections of China

Just like O Canada, this is also 14 minute circle-vision film, only it’s about China (didn’t see that coming, did you?).  Not to knock Canada but the images in this film are amazing.  Every time I see it I want to book a trip.

SIDE NOTE:  If you really need to rest your feet, the France pavilion has a movie called Impressions de France that has theater seats.  UPDATE (9/4/17):  I finally got to experience this film for the first time during our trip in May.  Even though you can tell it’s dated by the clothes they’re wearing (bell bottom jeans), it was still a good film.  I would recommend it, if for no other reason that to rest your feet in a really comfy chair in air conditioned comfort.

The Temple of Heaven, which serves as a lobby to the Reflections of China theater.  Photo courtesy of Walt Disney World.
Reflections of China theater. Photo courtesy of Walt Disney World.

5.  The Seas with Nemo and Friends

This is a neat ride aboard clam shell vehicles that leisurely glide past scenes from Finding Nemo, blended with views of real sea creatures in a 5.7 million gallon saltwater aquarium.  It’s also the coolest way to get to the aquarium, called SeaBase, because that’s where the ride ends.  The SeaBase aquarium is full of fun activities.  You could easily spend a couple of hours exploring everything, especially if you have children.  It can get pretty crowded though, it’s a popular place to cool off.

A scene from The Seas with Nemo and Friends ride. Photo courtesy of Walt Disney World.
SeaBase. Like an aquarium on steroids. It’s easy to spend at least an hour or more here.  The diver is real, it’s how they get in and out of the tank for cleaning or feeding.  Photo courtesy of Walt Disney World.

4.  Frozen Ever After

UPDATE (9/4/17):  A moment of silence for Maelstrom please, the ride that this experience replaced.  It wasn’t the best of the best, but it had some sentimental value.   Ok, on with my review.  This was a neat little experience, and I’m SO GLAD we had a FastPass because the lines were ridiculously long (it’s one of the most popular rides at Disney World right now).  Honestly, knowing what I know now, if we didn’t get to experience it, I wouldn’t have been too upset.  It was cool, but not worth waiting in ridiculously long lines for cool (FastPass is definitely the way to go!).   Since a picture is worth a thousand words, I’ve included one below, and you can make up your own mind based on everyone’s facial expressions.  🙂

This is an artist’s rendering of a scene from the ride. Due to the special effects involved, it’s probably difficult to take an actual picture. Photo courtesy of Walt Disney World.
Look at the child-like wonder in the faces of the couple sitting up front!  Then there’s the “oh that’s cool” looks on our faces directly behind them.

3.  (RELAUNCHED) Mission: SPACE

UPDATE (9/4/17):  They’ve done a minor refurbishment of this ride since our trip in May (new video and spokesperson) but the ride itself remains basically the same as I describe it below.

Remember that old school ride you stand up on, and it would spin so fast that you’d stick to the wall (Round Up or Gravitron)?  Mission SPACE is that ride on a LOT of steroids.  This ride simulates a trip to another planet and is amazing.

There are two versions, the Green and the Orange experience.  Orange spins and has motion simulation (the ‘steroids’), green only has motion simulation and does not spin.  They are both cool experiences and frankly the difference wasn’t very noticeable to me.  I do not like spinning rides, however, I’ve never had problems with this one because it’s an ‘experience,’ and a unique and fun one at that.

I never noticed how small the “capsule” is until I rode with my mom, so if you’re claustrophobic you might want to pass.  For the Orange experience, make sure you stare straight ahead at your screen.  If you try to turn your head even slightly left or right, or try to look at someone else’s screen (you all have the same view), you’ll FEEL the spinning and may end up dizzy or sick.  It’s like as long as you face forward and focus, your body thinks its launching into space.  But but if you start looking around, your mind will figure out its been tricked and your body will betray you with nausea and sickness the rest of the day.

Mission: SPACE. Photo courtesy of Walt Disney World.
Your view from within the capsule. You’ll be assigned a job so pay close attention and act accordingly! Photo courtesy of Walt Disney World.
This is how tight your ‘capsule’ is.  You’re in an over the shoulder harness and right up on your screen.  Photo courtesy of Walt Disney World. I blurred the faces because it feels weird to post pictures of people I don’t know, even though I’m sure they signed a release with Disney.

2.  Soarin’

Soarin’ is a ride that simulates flight using an IMAX theater.  Imagine a hang glider with a bench attached to it, only the bench is big enough to fit you and about 13 of your closest friends.  This is where I found out my mom is afraid of heights.  I don’t know why but the name didn’t click for her until we were in the home stretch, about to view the pre-flight video.  However, she did ride and she was fine.  While you are raised off the ground (a max of 40 feet if you’re in the front row), you’re focused on the screen and your movement is slight (it’s a simulator).

UPDATE (9/4/17):  We experienced the new video that features international destinations, and I liked it better than the original (which only featured California landmarks).  The only thing about this ride is if you’re not close to the center of the screen, you’ll experience some distortion.  There’s not much you can do about that, other than try riding it a few different times to see if you get seated closer to the center.  It’s not a deal breaker, but worth noting.

Soarin’ line queue. Photo courtesy of Walt Disney World.

1. Test Track

UPDATE (9/4/17):  It could be in my head but the refurbishment of this ride made the wait seem a lot shorter.  In the old version, you were a test dummy, and it was your job to put the car through it’s paces to see if it the safety features were up to par.  The new story line is more interesting now, in my humble opinion.  You get a chance to design your own vehicle based on four factors; handling, responsiveness, efficiency, and power.  After spending a few minutes in the design lab, you take a ride with five other passengers to test your design, reaching a maximum speed of 65 mph.  As the experience comes to an end, you’ll learn whose vehicle design came in first place (so pay attention to the screen!).  There’s an interactive area after this ride that can be fun.  If you have time, and it’s not too crowded, spend a few minutes checking it out.

Test Track, sponsored by Chevy. Photo courtesy of Walt Disney World.
Chevy design studio. Photo courtesy of Walt Disney World.

Honorable mentions:  The Tea Caddy, and Mouse Gear gift shop.

If you’re into coffee or tea (or both, like me) and everything that comes along with it (honey sticks!), you’ll LOVE the Tea Caddy in the UK pavilion.  And Mouse Gear, located in Future World, is one of the larger gift shops.  They have a huge variety, and usually carry a few things that you can’t find in any of the other shops.

Important EPCOT tip:  Spaceship Earth (the big silver golf ball) is the first thing you see when you walk into the park (unless you come in the lesser known back entrance near World Showcase).  DO NOT go directly to this ride.  That’s what everyone ELSE will do, making the line extremely long.  The ride highlights the history of communication, and although it’s mildly interesting, and I make a point to ride it at least once every trip, it’s not worth waiting more than 5 or 10 minutes for.  Wait until later in the day and I promise you can virtually walk right on.

Next post, my top 10 picks for the Magic Kingdom, the park most everyone thinks of first when they think of Walt Disney World.  My final post in the series will include tips and some ‘do’s and ‘don’t’s.

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Disney series: Top 10 Picks – Animal Kingdom

Much like Hollywood Studios, Animal Kingdom has been experiencing some construction of its own.  Pandora – World of Avatar is due to open May 27th, which is nineteen days after the last day of my trip.  Disappointing as that is, here are my top 10 picks for this park as it stands today.

UPDATE (9/4/17):  Do your homework on the Pandora rides.  The wait times for the two attractions can exceed 300 minutes (that’s 5 hours!) during peak times (that’s why you need to research the FastPass+ system!).  Also, the Flight of Passage ride apparently can cause  issues for some body types.  Not necessarily larger guests, but people with larger calves, and maybe large chested women or barrel chested men, because the vehicle is akin to riding a motorcycle leaning forwards, and you have to be “locked” into place for safety.  I would recommend doing a Google search on this if you think it will be an issue.  Also, Disney is supposed to be adding seats outside of the ride so you can check to see if there’s an issue before you get in line.

10. Flights of Wonder

This is an exotic bird show that showcases their natural behaviors and instincts.  Not only are the birds beautiful and amazing to watch, you might walk away having learned a thing or two.

Flights of Wonder. Photo courtesy of Walt Disney World.

9.  Gorilla Falls Exploration Trail

This is a self guided tour through a forest on a paved trail where you can see gorillas, zebras, meerkats, and other animals.  Leave your preconceived notions of zoo-like enclosures at home, these animals have it made in these very open, natural environments.

Gorilla Falls exploration trail. Photo courtesy of Walt Disney World.

8.  Maharajah Jungle Trek

This is a southeast Asia themed, self guided walking tour, where you’ll get to see tigers, water buffalo, Komodo dragons, birds, and flying foxes, among other animals.

Maharajah Jungle Trek. Photo courtesy of Walt Disney World.

7.  Tree of Life

The Tree of Life is the “iconic symbol” of Animal Kingdom.  It’s 145 feet tall and can be seen before you even enter the park.  Once you get up close and personal to this fake but realistic looking tree, you’ll find there are over 300 animals carved into its massive trunk.  Oddly enough, it can be very peaceful wandering along the many trails that lead to the base of this magnificent structure.

Tree of Life. Photo courtesy of Walt Disney World.
Tree of Life carvings. Photo courtesy of Walt Disney World.

6.  It’s Tough To Be A Bug

Located inside of the base of the Tree of Life is a show called “It’s Tough to be a Bug!”  Characters from the movie A Bug’s Life demonstrate bug survival techniques.  On your way to the theater you’ll find funny posters based on famous films with titles like Web Side Story, Termite-ator, and A Stinkbug Named Desire.  The show is 3D and features special effects that you’ll smell and feel (also known as 4D).  I’ve seen it twice and I don’t care for it.  There’s a little too much going on, and it leaves me feeling nauseous.  However, the right audience will think the special effects are fun.  The show may be too intense for young kids or people who don’t like bugs (because of the 4D special effects).

It’s Tough to be a Bug theater, with Flik hanging from the ceiling (upper left) and Hopper on the stage (lower left). Photo courtesy of Walt Disney World.
Path under the Tree of Life, leading to the It’s Tough to be a Bug theater. Photo courtesy of Walt Disney World.

5.  Festival of the Lion King

This show is kind of like Cirque du Soleil meets Lion King.  There are large puppets and songs and tumbling and high wire acts, and the costumes are incredible.  If you consider yourself a fan of the movie, you should put this one on your must-do list.

Three “monkeys” from Festival of the Lion King. Photo courtesy of Walt Disney World.

4.  Kali River Rapids

It gets hot in Florida.  And if your idea of cooling off is getting wet, then this ride is for you.  There’s a 98% chance you’ll get wet, and an 80% chance you’ll get soaked.  My tip for this experience is to wear a bathing suit under your clothes.  Take the clothes off and store them in the locker before you ride, then you’ll have something dry to change into when you’re done.  Ponchos are available (and super expensive), but unless you tuck it around yourself perfectly, you’ll still get wet.  And if you’re one of the lucky ones who stay dry, don’t worry, non-riders have access to a button that activates squirters that spray you as you’re heading back into the un-loading area.  🙂

Kali River Rapids. Photo courtesy of Walt Disney World.

3.  DINOSAUR

This is an indoor dark ride that’s rough, fast paced, and LOUD.  It definitely may be too intense for younger riders.  You hop into a time rover and travel back in time to rescue an Iguanodon (shown in the picture below) before the meteor that caused dinosaurs to become extinct hits the earth.  Do yourself a favor and take a minute to look at the on-board ride pictures before you leave, they’re usually pretty funny.

DINOSAUR. Photo from my personal collection.

2.  Kilimanjaro Safaris

This is the crown jewel of the park, so be sure not to miss it.  This experience will run about 18-20 minutes as you ride through an 110-acre wildlife reserve observing African animals.  It’s an unforgettable experience, so have your camera ready.  And just a heads up, the ride can be somewhat bumpy, so if you have a bad back, beware.  Also, don’t buy into the hype that you have to go early to see the animals because that’s when they’re most active.  That was true for the first few years, but they’re now very well acclimated.  I’ve gone morning, mid-day, and afternoon and there wasn’t any more or less activity at any particular time of day.

Kilimanjaro Safari. Photo courtesy of Walt Disney World.

 1. Expedition Everest – Legend of the Forbidden Mountain

If you like roller coasters, you’ll love this one.  The line queue is amazing and shouldn’t be missed.  It’s full of details that explain the legend of the Yeti, whom you’ll (hopefully) encounter on the ride.  Unfortunately he’s no longer fully operational due to safety issues.  There’s a quick rundown of his unfortunate demise in this video at the 8:25 mark (watch the video, this thing was incredible!).  I was fortunate enough to experience the Yeti when he was in full effect, and it felt like he was going to snatch you right off the ride!  I’ve also experienced ‘B mode,’ affectionately known as ‘Disco Yeti,’ because they use fans and strobe lights to simulate movement.  I’ve even ridden when he was shamefully hidden away in complete darkness, which is sad.  🙁  Don’t let a broken Yeti deter you though, this is still a very awesome ride.

Expedition Everest. Photo courtesy of Walt Disney World.

Those are my top 10 picks for Animal Kingdom.  Next up, EPCOT!

This post is part of my Disney series.

Disney series: Top 10 Picks – Hollywood Studios

Disney’s Hollywood Studios is undergoing major changes that should result in some exciting new experiences.  Two new themed “lands,” Toy Story and Star Wars, are under construction and are scheduled to open in 2018 and 2019, respectively.  Even with half of this park behind construction walls, I was still able to come up with a top ten list, so here are my picks!  UPDATE (9/4/17):  Don’t let the closures deter you, especially if you’re a Star Wars fan.  I’m by no means a huge Star War fan, however I enjoyed the shows and other interactive character experiences available during the construction.

Honorable mention:  Listen, I got just as tired as anyone else of hearing the song Let It Go from the Frozen movie, so this wasn’t anywhere near my radar.  But let me tell you, my son and I stopped into the show For the First Time in Forever, A Frozen Celebration, simply because it was starting as we were walking by, and we have zero regrets.  We laughed so hard in this show, the ‘Royal Historians’ were hilarious.  They were cracking themselves up, struggling to stay in character, that’s how funny they were.  I understand that you may not get the same actors as we did, but if you do, you are in for some good entertainment.

10.  Walt Disney: One Man’s Dream

This is a self guided tour through a museum-like attraction, and it includes a 15 minute film that tells Walt’s story in his own words.  I can hear the groans now, who wants to visit a museum at Disney World?  This one is pretty interesting though.  As a kid, I loved The Wonderful World of Disney television series, and this attraction, along with the film, bring back very fond memories for me.  There are lots of interesting displays, to include miniature models of rides and attractions, along with original park maps, which illustrate Walt’s ideas and overall vision.  In case you aren’t aware, he never got to see his Disney World dream come to fruition.  Walt died of cancer in 1966, five years before the Florida park opened in 1971.

Theater in One Man’s Dream. Photo courtesy of Walt Disney World.  If you enjoy the old Disney cartoons, you’ll want to take the time to see the film.

9.  Indiana Jones Epic Stunt Spectacular!

Personally, I think this show should be retired, seeing as the film it’s based on came out in 1981.  And maybe it will be when the new lands open up, however, I do think it’s a worthy show if you’ve never seen it before.  There’s some audience participation and campy humor, and some of the stunts are pretty cool.  It’s an outdoor theater (with metal benches), but it is covered, so it provides an opportunity to get out of the sun and off your feet for a bit.

Indiana Jones Stunt Spectacular.  Photo courtesy of Walt Disney World.

8.  Voyage of the Little Mermaid

If you’re a fan of The Little Mermaid, you’ll like this mix of live actors and puppets.  Personally, I think the special effects could stand an update, but they hold up for those who haven’t seen the show before.  Even if you’re not a fan, it’s worth a peek for the comfy seats and air conditioning.

Voyage of the Little Mermaid theater.  Photo courtesy of Walt Disney World.

7.  50’s Prime Time Cafe

This place is a throwback to a simpler time.  The tvs show clips from 50’s era shows like I Love Lucy, and the wait staff will fuss at you if you don’t eat your vegetables or fail to clean your plate.  If you’re a meat and potatoes kind of person, this place is for you.  Skip breakfast and eat a late lunch here to get your money’s worth, the servings are huge (as they are a most Disney restaurants).  You can even consider splitting a meal, because, like most places, they’ll happily bring you a second, empty plate.  Did you catch that money-saving tip?  🙂

50’s Prime Time Cafe.  Photo courtesy of Walt Disney World.

6.  Sci-Fi Dine-In Theater restaurant

I love this place.  It’s a unique concept, and the food isn’t half bad either.  You eat your meal in a car, facing a drive-in screen playing clips from old, really corny sci-fi movies.  Don’t care for a “booth?”  No problem.  You can sit at cars with regular tables instead (shown below, bottom left).  FYI, unless you have a really large party, you will be sharing your “ride” with other people.  It doesn’t really matter though, you’re all facing forward towards the screen anyway!

Sci-Fi Dine-In Theater restaurant.  Photo courtesy of Walt Disney World.

5.   Fantasmic!

If you only see one show, make it this one.  All your favorite (or maybe just MY favorite) Disney villains make an appearance, and the special effects are incredible.  I won’t give too much away but there’s a larger than life fire-breathing dragon (Maleficent) and a huge snake with glowing eyes (Kaa, from The Jungle Book).  The one thing I don’t like is the metal stadium seating.  The outdoor theater opens 90 minutes prior to showtime, and the show is popular, so you may be sitting for a while.  Two things you should know; there isn’t a bad seat in the house, and if the weather is questionable (i.e. there’s lightning in the area), the show will be cancelled.

TIP:  You can minimize your wait time by purchasing a Fantasmic dining package.  You can enjoy a meal at one of three sit down restaurants, then head to the seating area about 15 minutes prior to show time.  There will be a VIP reserved section just for you (and everyone else who bought a dining package).

Do yourself a favorite and see this nighttime show.  There’s no better way to end your day at Hollywood Studios.

Fantasmic!  Photo courtesy of Walt Disney World.

4.  Star Tours –  The Adventure Continues

UPDATE (9/4/17):  I love the new version of this ride.  Star Tours is a 3D motion simulator based on the Star Wars movie franchise.  The experience is randomized (there are 54 possible story line combinations), so you’ll never experience the same ride twice!  In addition to R2-D2 and C3PO, you might run into Boba Fett or even Darth Vader!  I haven’t kept up with the series so I’m not sure who Boba Fett is, but he sounds scary.  We were able to experience a version that included Darth Vader, and it was as cool as it sounds.  Although the imagery has been updated, the physical ride itself hasn’t been, so I will warn you it’s a little rough.  You might want to skip it if you have neck or back issues.

Star Tours.  Photo courtesy of Walt Disney World.

3. Toy Story Mania!

I.  Love.  This.  Ride.  It’s so addictive.  You use your cannon to earn points while shooting at 3D digital targets in a series of carnival style games.  This ride is 4D, so you’ll feel things come whizzing past you (with simulated wind) and you may get a little wet when you bust a digital balloon.  Don’t worry though, it’s a  sprinkle so light that it’ll dry before the ride is over.  FYI; the ride vehicle spins to align you with each screen.  I do not do spinning rides, but this one doesn’t bother me because the spin is short and quick.  However, if you’re super sensitive to motion sickness, you should probably sit this one out.

Toy Story Mania ride vehicles.  Photo courtesy of Walt Disney World.

2. The Twilight Zone Tower of Terror

I don’t like drop rides.  Not knowing when you’ll plummet back down to earth causes too much anxiety for me.  But on my first trip to the World, my then ex-husband convinced me to ride this ride.  I was so immersed in the story line and special effects that I didn’t have time to be anxious when the drop came.  And I’ve been hooked (on this particular drop ride) ever since.

The neat thing about this ride is the drop is computer generated so it’s always random.  On one ride you might bounce like a yo-yo, on another ride you might drop three times, and on yet another ride you might drop five times.  The uncertainty intensifies the thrill.  The theming for the line queue is second to none (like many Disney attractions) so be sure to pay attention to the details.  If you’re a Twilight Zone fan, you might be able to spot some familiar items while you wait.  Keep your eye out for the “To Serve Man” book.  😉

Tower of Terror.  Photo courtesy of Walt Disney World.

1. Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster starring Aerosmith

I love roller coasters and this one doesn’t disappoint.  I also love Aerosmith, so it’s no surprise that this is my number one pick.  I’ll spare you the story (there’s always a story for every Disney ride) but I’ll share the best part.  **Stop reading now if you’d rather be surprised.**

While you’re waiting for your ride to begin, there’s a count down (with Steven Tyler!) from ten to one.  As you’re counting down, you feel the entire ride train slowly roll backwards, kind of like a sling shot, and you’re the pebble.  Then, the red traffic light (shown below) turns green, and you are propelled, from 0 to 60 mph in 2.8 seconds, into darkness.  Yes, the entire ride takes place indoors, in the dark.  Don’t worry, there are glow in the dark traffic signs to guide you along the way.  This ride is not to be missed.  It.  Is.  Awesome.  🙂

Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster starring Aerosmith.  The ride trains have 125 speakers and 24 sub woofers that play one of four songs; Walk This Way, Dude Looks Like A Lady, Sweet Emotion, and Love In An Elevator.  Photo courtesy of Walt Disney World.

In my next post I’ll list my top 10 picks for Animal Kingdom.

This post is part of my Disney series.